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The Atheist

An atheist was walking through the woods."What majestic trees"!"What powerful rivers"!"What beautiful animals"!He said to himself.As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"Time Stopped.The bear froze.The forest was silent.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?"Very Well," said the voice.The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps outof her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The truckerlowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you arelosing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds downthe street.When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, thetrucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde saysbrightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of yourload!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continuesdown the street.At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out ofbreath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truckdoor. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name isHeather, and you are losing some of your load!"When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the nextlight. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after shelowers it, he says...

Unstoppable Virus

>>> I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most >>> advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. >>> It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965. >>> Symptoms: >>> >>> 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. [Done that!] >>> >>> 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! [That too!]>>> >>> >>> 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. [Yep!] >>> >>> 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. [Who >>> me?] >>> >>> 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. [Well fooey!] >>> >>> 6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished. >>> [Oh no - not again!] >>> >>> >>> 7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.' >>> [and I just hate that!] >>> >>> 8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE.' >>> [Oh No!]>>> >>> IT IS CALLED THE 'C-NILE VIRUS.' >>>

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